Stupid reasons why you got trouble in school

Lol, good one Korsai
I haven't mentioned another, here it is
I get in trouble for coughing or mumbling swear words like shit when there's a sub or a lazy teacher, mostly lazy teachers, subs are no fun

I got in trouble for sitting on someone's lap :'/

Ha, that sounds like somthing my retarded sub would do XD

Gasp. Revived. Must post my horrible history in school.

Pre-K - Called the teacher a Buttmunch.

Kindergarten - Sent to Principal's office every day for mundane shit. And I'm not being dramatic about the every day thing. It was every day.

3rd grade - Threatened to kill a teacher. Got ISS for a day.

It wasn't really me being bad in this one though: There was a substitute teacher. And I already finished all of my math work because I r genius. Anyways. My teacher normally let me read in the reading corner while people were finishing up their work and I did so. The substitute teacher started yelling at me to do my work, but I told her I already did it and the teacher allowed me to be in the reading corner until people were finished. Everyone else told her that it was true, but she refused to believe me and grabbed my arm. I refused to move. And she proceeded to grab my arm tighter and drag me across the room. I came home with bruises. And the lady was fired and wasn't allowed to sub in our county again.

MIDDLE SCHOOL. Nothing happened. How sad. Oh. I skipped gym by hiding in the bathroom, but never got in trouble.

9th grade - I was on the school computer (ON MY BIRTHDAY) and was watching a music video on AOL. A systems thing popped up and I was like "RAWR. GET OUT OF MY WAY." Which sent up a red flag to the IT place and I had my computer privileges removed for the rest of the year for hacking.

11th grade - I stole a teacher's edition Lit book and the VP in charge of punishment and stuff knew it was me. But couldn't prove it. So he hated me. But yeah.


That's it, I believe. xD

I've got in trouble for coughing (not on purpose) durning a test and almost got it taken away -_-
And lunch detention for reading during class.

I... have never gotten in trouble at school =w="

I got in trouble for accidentally revealing an answer on the test. i didn't even get detention, but I got an after-class talk. it went like this -

(the test)
If the statement is true, write T on your answer sheet. If it is false, change the underlined portion to a true statement.

14. The Aztecs believed that the Spanish conquistadors were evil spirits when the Spanish first landed on the island.

The answer was some sort of deity, but I couldn't remember which god it was, and if it mattered.

(speech), me

"Mr. Erickson, do we have to write which god it was?"

Teacher.

"No, I don't expect you to memorize the spelling."

The answer was simply god, and in the other class, 50% of the kids got it wrong. in my class, they all got it right.

I was doing a secret hand shake with my friend while the Teacher was rambling about something we did not care about. Then my P.E teacher saw us and sat us out for the rest of the period. :/

Near the end of the school year, my friends and I were going to see a movie after school. I brought some Monsters and put them in my car, and we were drinking them in my car in the parking lot. The principle thought it was beer, and we almost got suspended until he realized that it was monster, 3 HOURS LATER. Not even kidding, we had to sit in his office for complete stupidity.